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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

No way

Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Tesla just lost the head of its robotics division - The Verge

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Why doesn't Elon Musk know that going up against the European Union is a losing hand? Microsoft lost, Apple lost, Google lost, Facebook lost, and Amazon is losing when they tried to ignore the EU.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do ya think Taylor Swift worships the devil?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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