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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:28

Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Tesla just lost the head of its robotics division - The Verge
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do ya think Taylor Swift worships the devil?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
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US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.